Men and Women
Men and Women
See Also: LOVE, MARRIAGE, SEXUAL INTERACTION
- Arm in arm … like a pair of loving turtle-doves —William Shakespeare
- Court … as you would court a farm —for the strength of the silo and the perfection of the title —Josh Billings
Like many Billings witticisms this one was written in phonetic dialect as follows: “As you wud court a farm —for the strength ov the sile and the parfeckshun ov the title.”
- Dating a grad student was like making hurried-up popcorn: lots of butter, high heat, instant noise —Will Weaver
- The distance between them is like a desert, or an unswimmable body of water —Hilma Wolitzer
In her novel, In the Palomar Arms, Wolitzer is describing an estranged husband and wife, lying far apart on a large bed.
- Felt my eyes going down across her mouth, her throat like fingers —Julio Cortázar
- Finding a man is like finding a job; its easier to find one when you already have one —Paige Mitchell
- Girls (on the Cripple Creek ‘bout half grown) jump on a boy like a dog on a bone —American folk song, “Cripple Creek”
- Handle a small woman like she’s made out of steel, and a big woman like she’s made out of glass —Paige Mitchell
See Also: ADVICE
- The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history —George Eliot
- He goes about the business of fondling you, like someone very tired at night having to put out the trash and bolt-lock the door —Lorrie Moore
- He likes fat women the way a rat likes pumpkins —Rita Mae Brown
- He ran through women like a child through growing hay —Louis MacNeice
The same image from a conversation overheard on a bus describes the woman as the sexual predator: “She runs through men like a fever.”
- He regarded women in the way that little girls regard their dolls, as toys to be dressed and undressed —Frank Swinnerton
- Her responsiveness was something that fed him as wood fed the fire —Paul Horgan
- He swept through her like a great ragged hawk on its journey to another prey —John Le Carré
- He thought she’d fall like a ripe apple —Rita Mae Brown
- He was looking at me the way a butcher must size up a carcass of beef, like I was one of those drawings with the parts of the cow on it, all the choice cuts and the waste —Jonathan Valin
- He would always feel for her that impersonal admiration which is inspired by anything very large, like the Empire State Building or the Grand Canyon of Arizona —P. G. Wodehouse
- Holds her face in his cupped hands as carefully as a thirsty man would gather water —Hilma Wolitzer
- I dropped her like a bad habit —James Crumley
The simile continues with: “Put her under his arm, and all but ate ever last crust of her.”
- It’s as natural for women to pride themselves in fine clothes as ‘tis for a peacock to spread his tail —John Ray’s Proverbs
A look at fashion, both past and present, would indicate that this could well be a unisex simile.
- I want to steep myself in you … as if you were a South wind —Wallace Stevens, letter to his fiancée
- Just us two … like two roots joined and widening out into a flower —David Denby
- Like an animal, he was aware of me at once —Robertson Davies
- Like two mummies, we have been wrapped tight in love —Yehuda Amichai
- Like two open cities in the midst of some vast plain their two minds lay open to each other —Katherine Mansfield
- Like Ulysses tying himself to the mast to resist the song of the sirens, Jim had to brace himself to withstand the charm of Kate’s voice —Henri-Pierre Roche
- Making love to women is almost as old as chess —Robert Traver
- A man is like a cat; chase him and he’ll run … sit still and ignore him and he’ll come purring at your feet —Helen Rowland
- Man without woman would be as stupid a game as playing checkers alone —Josh Billings
See Also: INCOMPLETENESS
- Men like to pursue an elusive woman, like a cake of wet soap in a bathtub; even men who hate baths —Gelett Burgess
- A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town; not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away —William Wycherly
- My blood is singing in her system, like whisky —Irwin Shaw
- Paired off like the animals in the ark —Ross Macdonald
- She drained me like a fevered moon —Edgar Lee Masters
- She leaned easily against his shoulder … as if she had done herself up in a parcel, addressed to him, left on his doorstep, from now on, his responsibility —Elizabeth Taylor
- She made the blood run round in my veins like horses on a track —Ross Macdonald
- Sometimes being with her is like being caught in a tornado —Alvin Boretz, television drama, 1986
- Some women learn, like slaves, to study men —Charles Johnson
- Take them [women] away and his (man’s) existence is as flat and secure as that of a moo-cow —H. L. Mencken
- (They hugged … ) their hearts shook them, like two people pounding at the same time on both sides of a very thin door —Eudora Welty
- To be intimate with a foolish man’s like going to bed with a razor —Ben Franklin
- The trouble with being a woman is that you are supposed to enhance men; to add gaiety to their evening, like balloons, even if you feel heavy as stone —Daphne Merkin
- Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building —Oscar Wilde
- Two couples living together and talking openly for a week … it was like a week in a bell jar —Joanne Kates, New York Times/Hers, October 2, 1986
- Very gently, as to a wild animal, I reached out my hand and made her turn her head —John Fowles
- A woman, I always say, should be like a good suspense movie: the more left to the imagination, the more excitement there is —Alfred Hitchcock, Reader’s Digest, July, 1963
Hitchcock topped off his simile with this bit of advice: “This should be her aim; to create suspense, to let a man discover things about her without her having to tell him.”
- A woman is like a salad: much depends on the dressing —Anon
There’s also a saying, “Clothes make the man,” to prove that this simile has no gender limitation.
- A woman moved is like a fountain troubled, muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty —William Shakespeare
- A woman’s heart, like the moon, is always changing, but there is always a man in it —Punch
- A woman’s preaching is something like a dog’s walking on his hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are not surprised to find it done at all —Samuel Johnson
Women preachers continue to make good newspaper copy —which prompted a Wall Street Journal reader to use the Johnson simile in response to a December 24, 1986 story on this subject.
- A woman without a man is like a garden without a fence —German proverb
- A woman without a man is like a wild rose which blooms fast and … falls apart with the wind —Diane Wakoski
- Women are always a touchstone … like litmus paper or dogs before an earthquake —Iris Murdoch
- Women are like flowers, a little dust or squeezing makes them the more fragrant —Josh Billings
In Billings’ dialect the first part of this read as follows: “Wimmin are like flowers, a little dust ov squeezing.”
- Women are like tricks to sleight of hand. Which to admire we should not understand —William Congreve
- Women are very much like religion; we must take them on faith or go without —F. Marion Crawford
- Women as compared to men are like point lace to canvas —Charles H. Hoyt
- Women follow him around like flies after garbage —Paige Mitchell
- Women’s hearts are like old china, none the worse for a break or two —W. Somer
- You’ve [woman being addressed by a man] got an off-on switch like a circuit breaker —Will Weaver