And yet by lunchtime yesterday the grandad cardi had materialised in three otherwise wildly disparate shows.

This leads to materials on the same topic being filed in wildly disparate locations.

She has since choreographed and co-created dozens of works for the company, ranging from pure dance pieces, to adaptations of plays and literature, to original works combining wildly disparate materials.

The wildly disparate influences acknowledged in their chosen title are reconciled in their musican angst-driven, sociopolitical stew of bratty teenage vocals, snarling guitars, and a thick-necked rhythm section.

A kind of slow-motion farce that ill-advisedly attempts to mingle wildly disparate realities and acting styles, it might have worked had its various plot strands been ingeniously interwoven.