While Ryanair has only recently ditched its unclad crew calendar, generally life has moved on, albeit sometimes slower than on the ground.

From there he went on to land a lucrative modelling contract, parading himself in Calvin Klein underwear alongside an unclad Kate Moss.

Gainsbourg, yes, but this time on her feet, topless, and sandwiched between two similarly unclad blokes assessing her waistband with lechy intent.