You don't want to overheat, which will just soak your clothes and can lead to chaffing, chills – and general stinkiness – later on.

The smell coming off my flesh had gone from simple stinkiness to something weird and almost appetizing, close to sour-cream-and- onion potato chips.

The corporate purchase of Washington is pretty widely reported, but — keep up now — the kleptocratic stinkiness fast consuming our statehouses as well.