The Dong with a Luminous Nose
 /ðə ˌdɒŋ wɪð ə ˌluːmɪnəs ˈnəʊz/
  /ðə ˌdɑːŋ wɪð ə ˌluːmɪnəs ˈnəʊz/
- a nonsense poem (1877) by Edward Lear about an imaginary creature with a light on his nose to help him search at night for his lost love, a 'Jumbly Girl' with blue hands and green hair