tear someone a new asshole

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tear (one) a new asshole

vulgar slang To criticize, berate, or upbraid one in an extremely belligerent and angry manner. Oh man, the boss is going to tear me a new asshole when he finds out what happened! I hope the government tears that company a new asshole for what they did.See also: asshole, new, tear

tear someone a new asshole

and tear someone a new one to chastise someone severely. (Usually objectionable.) The colonel glared at him and threatened to tear him a new asshole. If you don’t get it right this time, I’ll tear you a new one! See also: asshole, new, someone, tear