penis war

penis war

(jargon, abuse)(Or "Dick Size War", "DSW") Any argument whichhas degenerated into quantitative boasting of the sort "My[program|bot|etc.] is [faster|meaner|etc.] than yours!".Generally as unconstructive (and with as little emphasis onempirical proof) as men debating who has the biggest penis.

The term is often used on IRC, news:alt.sysadmin.recovery,and sometimes applied to IRC botwars, because of theirequally pointless nature.