meat and two veg

meat and two veg

1. A basic, traditional meal, consisting of a portion of meat and two different types of vegetables. Primarily heard in UK. Everyone has gone crazy for this fancy-pants cuisine, but just give me a plate of meat and two veg for supper any day, and I'll be happy.2. vulgar slang The penis and testicles. Primarily heard in UK. When his advances started becoming aggressive, she gave him a kick in his meat and two veg and left the bar.See also: and, meat, two, veg