Royal Variety Performance, theˌRoyal Vaˈriety Perˌformance, the (also the ˌRoyal Vaˈriety ˌShow) nouna show which takes place every year at the london palladium, in which well-known singers,comedians, dancers, and entertainers perform in order to collect money for charity. Members of the British royal family go to this show, and it is always shown on television in the UK.