α. 1900s– chode, 1900s– choad.
β. 2000s– choda.
choden.
/tʃəʊd/, U.S. /tʃoʊd/ slang (originally U.S.). Potentially offensive.
1.
a. A penis, esp. one characterized as being short and thick.
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1968 S. C. Wilson in Zap Comix No. 3. 18 (cartoon) What a find..a giant choad!
1993 Pissed Wife!!! in alt.tasteless (Usenet newsgroup) 29 June She figured if she couldn't have him (or his choad), no other woman could either.
2001 Sydney Morning Herald (Electronic ed.) 13 Oct. 9 ‘Chode’, meaning, I'm told, a penis as wide as it is long (source: the excited talk of two 14-year-old girls).
2012 Badger Herald (Univ. Wisconsin) (Nexis) 8 Aug. Twizzler dicks and chodes of all shapes and sizes are welcome!
b. A man's perineum.
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1993 Re: What's ‘choad’? in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead (Usenet newsgroups) 30 Nov. A choad (sometimes spelled chode) is the piece of skin between the scrotum and the anus of a man.
2005 Re: Improving Seat Comfort by moving Seat in rec.sport.unicycling (Usenet newsgroups) 27 July The saddle isn't a great design, because it centers all of the weight about your chode, which has a small amount of surface area, meaning that there is more pressure on it.
2010 K. Bornstein & S. B. Bergman Gender Outlaws 81 I don't need to tuck, the method wherein the penis is hidden back between the asscheeks. Mine doesn't even reach the chode.
2. A stupid, annoying, or objectionable person (esp. a man or boy).
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1985 VMS Terminal I/O Question in fa.info-vax (Usenet newsgroup) 27 Feb. If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has its other uses.
2003 M. McCafferty Second Helpings 207 Break up with that choad.
2018 @Jodieb501 25 Mar. in twitter.com (O.E.D. Archive) We talked an hour and never brought it up..I felt like a total chode.
This is a new entry (OED Third Edition, December 2018; most recently modified version published online June 2022).
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