She's eyeing up clothes, shoes, perfume bottles, private letters and, most baffling of all, she's even inquired about purchasing the star's toenail clippings.

It has exactly the same effect as snorting a bucket of powdered toenail clippings.

Why not fill your office stapler with toenail clippings, or ensure no one borrows your hole punch again by doing a honking great sneeze over it?

While at work, they get to complain about their menfolk to a receptive audience: his laziness, his lack of romantic gestures, his toenail clippings on your side of the bed.

By way of contrast, there are some 60 species in toenail clippings and 40 between the toes.