I want blue eyeshadow on my lids, a fondue set in my kitchen cupboard and a boyfriend with a thick moustache and a wide lapel.

A man with baggy white trousers and impossibly thick forearms was teasing his thick moustache and commandeering the shade.

Much older, and without the long dark hair and thick moustache he had then.

The resemblance was uncanny: the same short powerful build, low forehead, thick moustache, iron-grey hair and dark, watchful eyes.

His own thick moustache remains in place (although he appears without it in the latter part of the video).