Police chiefs ordered extra patrols to catch a vandal cutting the brake cables of cars, then discovered the real culprit - a gang of squirrels.

Teachers want to be able to spot the real culprit when the emotional contagion is negative.

But the real culprit is the huge taxes now imposed on sale of houses.

But some should look in the mirror if they want to see the real culprit.

Yet it turns out the real culprit behind the most breathtaking series of security breaches is the government itself.