If it's a 1/5 or a 4/5, you read the review.

I read a review where some journalist ranted about my 'ridiculous' pseudonym, when actually it's my real name.

Funny thing, if you read my review alongside, the film admonishes this exact sort of behaviour.

I just read a review the other day.

I don't award the stars; the subs read the review and extrapolate from that.